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Forget basic shark removals — this shirt is a tribute to Quint’s luxury horror services, where catching a man-eating great white costs as much as a used boat and a dozen cases of Narragansett.
Featuring the infamous chalkboard shark from his unforgettable entrance, this design screams,
“I’ll find him for three... but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten.”
Perfect for:
Town hall meetings
High-stakes negotiations
Men who salt their beer
Wearing this tee guarantees respect, fear, and at least one offer to clean out someone’s pool.
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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| Color |
Sport Grey, Black, Forest Green, Heather Military Green |
Your Custom field here
Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
