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Here’s to you, Jason Voorhees — the camp counselor’s worst nightmare and the king of machete-powered problem-solving.
This tee honors the real men of horror: hockey mask on, emotions off. He doesn’t talk, he doesn’t run, and he definitely doesn’t care about your escape plan. Whether he’s rising from the lake or crashing your cabin party, Jason shows up fashionably late… and lethally silent.
Perfect for horror fans who appreciate the classics — and know that real terror wears a mask and lets the machete do the talking.
Because real men don’t chase. They stroll… and still catch you.
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Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
