Here’s to you, Jason Voorhees — the camp counselor’s worst nightmare and the king of machete-powered problem-solving.

This tee honors the real men of horror: hockey mask on, emotions off. He doesn’t talk, he doesn’t run, and he definitely doesn’t care about your escape plan. Whether he’s rising from the lake or crashing your cabin party, Jason shows up fashionably late… and lethally silent.

Perfect for horror fans who appreciate the classics — and know that real terror wears a mask and lets the machete do the talking.

Because real men don’t chase. They stroll… and still catch you.