Here’s to you, Freddy Krueger — the only guy who shows up to work in your dreams… uninvited, overcaffeinated, and armed with a fashionably bladed glove.

This tee honors the original nightmare specialist — a real man of horror who proves that sleep is not the safe zone. With a striped sweater, a fedora, and more sass than a haunted house full of teenagers, Freddy turns nap time into showtime.

Perfect for horror fans, slasher buffs, and anyone who’s ever said,
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

Because real men don’t need alarms — they are the nightmare.