Raise a glass (of O-negative, of course) to the original creature of the night. This parody tee celebrates Dracula in true Real Men of Genius style, with over-the-top praise for his cape, his coffin, and his questionable dining habits.

Perfect for horror fans, Halloween junkies, or anyone who thinks garlic bread is a weapon of mass destruction, this shirt is a hilarious tribute to the most fashionable bloodsucker in history.

Why you’ll love it:

• Bold parody script straight out of a Bud Light commercial spoof

• Soft, comfortable fabric that won’t turn to dust in the sunlight

• Great conversation starter at Halloween parties, horror conventions, or late-night castle tours

Wear it proudly, laugh loudly, and remember: Real Men of Horror don’t sparkle… they bite. 🦇

- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching over time.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel perfect for all seasons.
- Ethically produced, ensuring a commitment to sustainable practices and high quality.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors