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Raise a glass (of O-negative, of course) to the original creature of the night. This parody tee celebrates Dracula in true Real Men of Genius style, with over-the-top praise for his cape, his coffin, and his questionable dining habits.
Perfect for horror fans, Halloween junkies, or anyone who thinks garlic bread is a weapon of mass destruction, this shirt is a hilarious tribute to the most fashionable bloodsucker in history.
Why you’ll love it:
Bold parody script straight out of a Bud Light commercial spoof
Soft, comfortable fabric that won’t turn to dust in the sunlight
Great conversation starter at Halloween parties, horror conventions, or late-night castle tours
Wear it proudly, laugh loudly, and remember: Real Men of Horror don’t sparkle… they bite. 🦇
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching over time.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel perfect for all seasons.
- Ethically produced, ensuring a commitment to sustainable practices and high quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Your Custom field here
Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
