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He’s not just here to kill...
He’s here to share his killer recipes.
Introducing Michael Thee Slasher — horror icon by night, chaotic culinary influencer by day. Inspired by the viral style of Jordan Thee Stallion, this tee features Michael Myers staring into the mirror, phone in hand, ready to whisper:
“So I tried adding pumpkin spice to the blood... and let me tell you…”
Whether he’s slicing teens or slicing onions, Michael’s got one goal: serve looks and leftovers.
Perfect for horror fans who also follow unhinged cooking tips at 3 a.m.
Because if Jordan can go viral with garlic toast, you better believe Michael’s got a machete marinara in the works.
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Sport Grey, Black |
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Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
