He’s not just here to kill...
He’s here to share his killer recipes.

Introducing Michael Thee Slasher — horror icon by night, chaotic culinary influencer by day. Inspired by the viral style of Jordan Thee Stallion, this tee features Michael Myers staring into the mirror, phone in hand, ready to whisper:
“So I tried adding pumpkin spice to the blood... and let me tell you…”

Whether he’s slicing teens or slicing onions, Michael’s got one goal: serve looks and leftovers.
Perfect for horror fans who also follow unhinged cooking tips at 3 a.m.

Because if Jordan can go viral with garlic toast, you better believe Michael’s got a machete marinara in the works.