From the depths of Crystal Lake… and possibly Gru’s basement lab… comes the least threatening slasher you’ll ever fear. This Minion slapped on a hockey mask, grabbed a machete, and immediately tripped over a canoe.

Terrifying? Not exactly.
Entertaining? Absolutely.

Whether he’s stalking campers or just trying to find the snack tent, this shirt is a tribute to every horror fan who’s ever asked:
“What if Jason was 3 feet tall and couldn’t stop giggling?”

Warning: May cause spontaneous “CH-CH-CH HA-HA-HA” impressions.