Some toys were never meant to be played with... especially when they giggle, wear overalls, and come armed with a tiny knife.

This shirt features a hilariously unhinged Minion doing his best Chucky impression — wild red hair, chaotic energy, and that unmistakable “I definitely shouldn’t be left unsupervised” look.

Perfect for horror fans, Minion lovers, or anyone who thinks “Good Guy” dolls should come with a warning label.

Cute? Yes. Cuddly? Not a chance.