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Tired of beers that don't haunt your taste buds? Step into the nightmare with our Elm Street Brewing Co. "Slash Lager" Tee – the shirt that pairs perfectly with insomnia and a cold pint.
Featuring blood-red claw marks, a haunted Victorian house, and bold distressed lettering, this design screams “sleep is overrated.” Whether you're dodging nightmares or just looking scary-good at your local bar, this shirt says, "I drink where the nightmares live."
Made for horror fans, beer snobs, and anyone brave enough to wear it after dark.
Est. 1984. Never sleep again. 🍻
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for durability and comfort.
- Ethically produced, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
|---|---|
| Color |
Sport Grey, White, Heather Military Green |
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Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
