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Some guys hit snooze. The Mummy hits centuries. This hilarious parody tee pays tribute to the Universal Monsters legend in the style of the classic Real Men of Genius commercials. Wrapped in bandages, walking at a snail’s pace, and still managing to terrify—The Mummy proves that slow and steady wins the horror race.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, horror fans, and anyone who appreciates a monster with serious fashion consistency (3,000 years and counting).
Why you’ll love it:
Funny parody script that salutes The Mummy’s legendary creep factor
Soft, comfy fabric (not centuries-old linen)
Great for horror conventions, Halloween parties, or just waking up cranky from a long nap
Because anyone can take a nap—but it takes a true man of horror to turn it into an eternal curse. 🧻
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
