Some guys hit snooze. The Mummy hits centuries. This hilarious parody tee pays tribute to the Universal Monsters legend in the style of the classic Real Men of Genius commercials. Wrapped in bandages, walking at a snail’s pace, and still managing to terrify—The Mummy proves that slow and steady wins the horror race.

Perfect for Halloween lovers, horror fans, and anyone who appreciates a monster with serious fashion consistency (3,000 years and counting).

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny parody script that salutes The Mummy’s legendary creep factor

• Soft, comfy fabric (not centuries-old linen)

• Great for horror conventions, Halloween parties, or just waking up cranky from a long nap

Because anyone can take a nap—but it takes a true man of horror to turn it into an eternal curse. 🧻