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Celebrate the ultimate patchwork powerhouse with this hilarious parody tee inspired by the classic Real Men of Genius commercials. This shirt pays tribute to the original Universal Monsters icon—stitched together from graveyard spare parts and still rocking the most legendary flat-top in horror history.
Perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who knows you don’t need speed when you’ve perfected the slow, menacing walk.
Why you’ll love it:
Funny parody script that roasts and celebrates Frankenstein’s Monster
Super-soft fabric (unlike the Monster’s wardrobe)
Great for conventions, costume parties, or crashing through walls
Because anyone can survive a storm… but it takes a true man of horror to be born from one. ⚡
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Your Custom field here
Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 7–12 business days. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order...
Because each shirt is custom printed just for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, contact us within 5 days of delivery with photos, and we’ll gladly replace it at no cost.
Orders are processed quickly after purchase. If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible—we can’t guarantee edits once production begins.
No. Unfortunately at this time we only shipping to U.S. customers.
