Celebrate the ultimate patchwork powerhouse with this hilarious parody tee inspired by the classic Real Men of Genius commercials. This shirt pays tribute to the original Universal Monsters icon—stitched together from graveyard spare parts and still rocking the most legendary flat-top in horror history.

Perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, and anyone who knows you don’t need speed when you’ve perfected the slow, menacing walk.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny parody script that roasts and celebrates Frankenstein’s Monster

• Super-soft fabric (unlike the Monster’s wardrobe)

• Great for conventions, costume parties, or crashing through walls

Because anyone can survive a storm… but it takes a true man of horror to be born from one. ⚡